Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr.: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr.: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: Sir, the Fiction department is on the other side.
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
P.S. A guy who's happily married tells me only the joke about the bank account is true.
LOLLLL... It's a pity that only married ones can get the fact that these jokes contains bits of reality ^^
ReplyDeleteThe unmarried ones are forewarned!
ReplyDeleteEspecially those who "lie awake all night thinking" about something the girlfriend said.
Oh, and I did quickly qualify that a happily married man said only one point was true for him. There's hope in marriage, yet.
Haha, these are so funny. I sure do hope there's more hope in marriage than this.
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